"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Egg." "Egg who?" "Egg-cited to see me?".If a rooster laid an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down? Neither-roosters don’t lay eggs!.Did you hear about the house infested with Easter eggs? They needed an eggs-terminator!.How many eggs can you put in an empty Easter basket? One, because then it's no longer empty!.What do you need if all your Easter candy goes missing? An eggs-planation.What do you call an egg that likes to tell jokes? A practical yolker.What's an Easter egg from outer space called? An egg-stra-terrestrial.Why do we paint eggs every year? Because it's easier than wallpaper.
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Why should you never tickle an Easter egg? It might crack up!.Where do you find Easter eggs? From an eggplant!.What day do Easter eggs hate the most? Fry-day.What's a sleeping egg called? Eggs-hausted!.Why do eggs go to school? To get egg-ducated.What happens when you tell an egg a joke? They crack up.Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks lately?.What's the luckiest animal in the world? A bunny, because it has four rabbit's feet.Why did the rabbit go to the dance? To do the bunny hop.What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? The Oyster Bunny.What's the Easter Bunny's favorite sport? Basket-ball!.
What's one way to make Easter easier? Put an "i" where the "t" is.How should you wish Easter greetings to a rabbit? Tell them Hoppy Easter!.Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter time? Because they're eggs-tinct.What kind of beans can't you grow in a garden? Jelly beans!.What's the best type of jewelry to gift on Easter? A 14-carrot gold necklace.Where should you look for treasure on Easter? Wherever eggs marks the spot!.